- Perfect for accountants, CPAs, bookkeepers, and finance professionals who decode questionable expense reports with a smirk. Great for tax season warriors, spreadsheet wizards, and sarcastic number crunchers.
- Ideal for corporate accountants, small business bookkeepers, and financial pros who catch math crimes daily. This hilarious quote celebrates dry humor, audit nightmares, and the power of silent judgment.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
I Count Lies Professionally. A brutally honest and darkly funny quote for accountants and finance experts who’ve seen every creative excuse for missing receipts and miracle deductions. Whether you're reconciling chaos, spotting “accidental” extra zeroes, or bracing for tax season with a calculator and caffeine drip, this expression speaks volumes. It’s for those who translate vague expenses into actual math, and who know the emotional difference between a write-off and a red flag. Great for CPAs, freelance bookkeepers, CFOs, and anyone whose life revolves around spreadsheets, ledgers, and silently screaming into pivot tables. Wear it to the office, during audits, or while politely asking where the “miscellaneous consulting” line came from. This quote isn’t just funny it’s therapy for anyone who’s had to explain that a jet ski is not a business asset. Because in finance, the truth is always in the numbers and you’ve already found it.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : May 19, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
